Money Quote:
“Bella”: Look, Dad–you should be glad I still have my virginity.
Dad: I guess I can’t argue with that, can I?
Satire outstrips Reality when the plot of a porn movie makes more sense than the original movie it seeks to spoof.
Starting from the Middle of the Story
Can a man who didn't live the first 40 years of his life, learn to live in the last 20?
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Damn, that sound’s so easy if you think about it.
I cannot believe this is true!
Hey, ok, I get it, I guess – but does this really work?