…and I suspect some of you would say the same.
Our Dark Lord and Inspiration, Roissy, tuned me in to the luckiest bastard in the world, one Richard Kern. Motherfucker. Until they create the “Official Tester of Clitoral Sensitivity to Stimulation from Cunnilingus”, that bastard has my job. Bastard.
I salute Richard Kern. You bastard.